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sagihairius:

i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like “no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared” and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners ill back off. so her dad picks her up and starts going down the rest of my dark hall and i just hear her yell “everybody wait! i dropped my ears” so i find them and give them to her dad and she goes “thank you but i hope i never see you again goodbye” and waved over her dads shoulder. i waved back and she gave me a thumbs up. honestly this kid has a lot of guts props for being so polite when shes terrified i hope she gets a lot of candy this year

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uumans:

the-stray-liger:

turnthehourglassover:

intergalacticju:

opticallyaroused:

A Painting Made From Pieces of Glass

that’s amazing

i just realized it’s not just pieces of glass

they’re shaped as paper planes

the piece can be complete and aesthetically pleasing even when there is no projection this is so good and it makes me so happy

THIS IS ALSO SCIENCE. SCIENCE ART. THE BEST KIND OF ART.

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m86:

turing-tested:

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

me reading this at 5am:

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idrris:

are we just born knowing the lyrics to mr. brightside

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babyanimalgifs:

this is the purest thing I’ve ever seen

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mr-pengu1n:

bisexualpiratequeen:

darecrow:

purified-zone:

lesnienka:

A friendly fox in Pripyat, Chernobyl exclusion zone

*happy cheerful music as fox plays in deserted nuclear radiation land*

This is the aesthetic

@senyuuwikia

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dduane:

“Irony is dead. No, for real this time.” (via Catherynne Valente on Twitter)

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picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

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venuskittyflycat:

lookit-me-im-a-spatula:

parks-and-rex:

When you type “parks and rex” instead of “parks and rec”.

Get it HERE

Nothing makes me as happy as the fact that this shirt exists.

Instantly linked this to my boyfriend, instant purchase! Absolutely love it 

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snorlaxatives:

spaghetti-divination:

snorlaxatives:

i just wanna give a special shoutout to pineapples for being literally one of the best fruits in the world they’re sweet and juicy and everything a fruit should be

And they dissolve your flesh if you have it on your skin for too long!

love that!

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swarnpert:

the phrase “when pigs fly” is very outdated because the police have helicopters

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